how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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