yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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