8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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