I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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