mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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