Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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