He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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