Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
