We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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