hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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