i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Shame - the story of my life.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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