Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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