I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.