Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.