Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(931): View more from Tennessee

woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?

(615): View more from Tennessee

New experience?

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(516): View more from New York

I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"

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(804): View more from Virginia

names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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(785): View more from Kansas

There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.

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(949): View more from California

Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley

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(360): View more from Washington

Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.

(1-360): View more from Washington

happy birthday!

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