Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

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(817): View more from Texas

I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.

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(718): View more from New York

I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.

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(949): View more from California

He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.

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(510): View more from California

Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...

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(740): View more from Ohio

Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma

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