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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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