Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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