so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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