her vagine was all disorganized.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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