Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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