I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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