Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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