i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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