so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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