And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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