I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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