She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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