Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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