he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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