I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
