Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
