dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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