waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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