What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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