if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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