You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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