That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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