you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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