Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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