The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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