y did u give ur computer a hand job?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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