No awkward lesbian experiences without me
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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