okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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