dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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