i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
