I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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