we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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