Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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