so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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