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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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