I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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