i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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