I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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