Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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