Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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