apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you win again, gameday.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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