He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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