I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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